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My Comments (3 so far…)

When Mike Wallace Saw Liz Smith's Teeth Fall Out

I was late to an important meeting, and careened into the ladies room for a quick visit. It was empty; I sat in my stall, combing my hair, applying my lipstick, straightening my scarf, etc.

I heard someone coming in and entering the next stall. Two huge black wingtips were inches from my pumps.

I abruptly stopped my multitasking, and fled the men’s room. Minutes later, as the meeting organizer spoke, and I gathered my wits, I realized that the guy who had arrived even later than I had….huge black wingtips. Yikes. 

 

Who is the biggest pig?

May I add another nominee? George Bush, for screwing all of us.

Which four women would you like to see on Mt. Rushmore?

I responded before I registered, so here are my picks again: Eleanor Roosevelt, a leading suffragette (Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton), Elizabeth Blackwell (first femal physician) and the first female head of a coed university or founder of a university.