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Karleen S

Karleen S

My Comments (271 so far…)

Liz Smith: The Apocalypse Arrives – Is It '2012' the Movie or Is It … Sarah Palin <i>in</i> 2012?

Hehe!  I know.  People have been pointing to the bible saying, "See?  Prophecy fulfilled," when the passage is so demonstrably vague, you can do the same with the bible you do with Nostradamus’ quatrains.  Speaking of whom, they keep waving his stuff around to "confirm" the Mayan non-prophecy.  Um, I hate to burst the bubble, but Nostradamus NEVER ONCE put a year in his writings.  

Why are people so gung-ho about global destruction anyway?  If they want to flail around in the bible, there are a BUNCH of things that have to happen before Armageddon, and they just can’t possibly do so in just three more years.  Calm down already! 

Will you change your mammogram routine given newly released guidelines?

I have discovered a lot of people didn’t wait to hear the entire message before going off on tangents.  The new guidelines apply to women with little to no risk.  There were some ladies I heard saying, "Well, I’m going to keep doing it because my grandmother had breast cancer."  Hello?  The new guidelines say you certainly should.  No change.

I don’t understand people sometimes.   

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

Why do you keep trying to deflect a discussion of Palin’s lack of qualifications by inserting Obama?  We’re talking about Palin.  This constant spin you’re trying to throw on it is distracting, which I’m sure is your intent, but it’s too obvious.  If you want to make comparisons, let’s compare presidents to presidents and losers to losers.

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

And she’s a quitter.  You left out the most important part.

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

High school hopping is usually because boundaries are redrawn and the family moves.  College hopping is because someone can’t hack it, can’t make a decision, or can’t commit.  Given that Palin quit her job as governor, I’d say it’s the latter if not partially all three.

Liz Smith: The Apocalypse Arrives – Is It '2012' the Movie or Is It … Sarah Palin <i>in</i> 2012?

I wrote a book.  Not only does mine have an index because I wasn’t afraid of people browsing it, it was organized topically rather than chronologically so people didn’t HAVE TO read all of it if they only had a few interests. 

I guess publishers don’t like that.  I stuffed it in the closet after my first rejection.  :::shrug::: 

Liz Smith: The Apocalypse Arrives – Is It '2012' the Movie or Is It … Sarah Palin <i>in</i> 2012?

Yeah, I’d sure like to know who they’re polling.  I’ve never been in one.

Liz Smith: The Apocalypse Arrives – Is It '2012' the Movie or Is It … Sarah Palin <i>in</i> 2012?

I don’t have to click the link to debunk it.  I’m so tired of this whole "Mayan prophecy" thing.  It’s not a prophecy.  It’s a mistaken belief that since the Mayan calendar ends that means the world ends.  And it’s a mistaken belief that the Mayan calendar even ends in the first place.  This I already knew a couple of decades ago when the subject first interested me (and it soooo doesn’t anymore; it gives me a headache).  It doesn’t.  It cycles over to katun 2.  How am I doing?  

As far as any prophecy from the Mayans go—who were never once known for prophecy—There are little fortune cookie prophecies that go along with each katun.  Okay, I had to look these up.  The one for 4 is: There will be scarcities of corn and squash during this katun and this will lead to great mortality. This was the katun during which the settlement of Chichen Itza occurred, when the man-god Kukulcan arrived. It is the katun of remembering and recording knowledge.

Wow.  Hunger somewhere in the world.  Who coulda guessed? 

If people are going to give that much power to the Mayans, it’s katun 2 and 13 (the cycle backward by two) are the ones you need to look out for:

Katun 2: For half of the katun there will be food, for half some misfortunes. This katun brings the end of the "word of God." It is a time of uniting for a cause. 

Katun 13: This is a time of total collapse where everything is lost. It is the time of the judgment of God. There will be epidemics and plagues and then famine. Governments will be lost to foreigners and wise men, and prophets will be lost. 

Here’s my 2012 prophecy—People too lazy to learn for themselves will believe in false prophecies that will cause them great anxiety.  The false prophecy will be judged to be true when many murders, suicides, scams, and losses of wealth occur as the date draws near.  It will only be self-fulfilled. 

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

I don’t think the recommendation is what did them in, it was whoever didn’t dig deep enough when she was vetted.  Or maybe she lied her butt off to them.  Seriously, if she had a pregnant teen daughter in a house that stands firm on abstinence -only sex education, they never would have picked her.  She’s not just a failure in her belief, she’s a failure to her family.  That’s not an image you want out there, and it was downhill from there.  I know they were going after someone young and dynamic to counter Obama’s popularity at the time, but they just may have had my vote if they went with Romney.

Caption This!

LOL!  I’m creating off of other people’s creativity today.  That made me think of, "My dear, when I said you deserve a few more feathers in your cap, I didn’t mean it lit’rally."

Caption This!

Ooo!  That made me think of, "Why, yes, it was on sale.  Why do you ask?"

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

Happy to oblige.  ;)  I have a hard time keeping down my level of anxiety whenever I watch her speak.  One of my pet peeves is when people finish your sentences for you, but I find myself wanting to do just that with Palin.  She struggles so much to complete a thought it makes me uncomfortable, but they she’s onto the next thought without having completed the first.  To say her train of thought consistently derails is an understatement.

Caption This!

"Whatever do you mean, Emily?  I have not been sampling any of papa’s recipe and Ike Godsey and I are just friends."  (Vague reference to The Waltons.)

The Palin Book, as Dear Margo Sees It

I dunno, from what I hear the better title would have been "P is for Vendetta."  If someone else wrote it for her, it probably would have been more intelligent toward her goal and contained at least some of the standard political memoir fare.  If she still isn’t smart enough to do that, then you’re right about her qualifications.  Tina Fey is still heaps more interesting as Palin than Palin herself.  A little more honest, too, especially when she did the skit saying, "You know I would be afraid of where that would lead. I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers."  Couric may or may not have badgered, but it’s Palin who didn’t even know enough about the world to even lie to her.  At least I’ve heard one Time, Newsweek, USA Today, etc.  She’s as bright as a 2-watt bulb and I’d rather stick needles in my eye than lose a few hours of my life with that book.

Liz Smith: The Greatest Change Ever for Nicole Kidman

Okay… Paltrow’s pink Oscar dress.  Nuff said.  Meow.  =^.^=