Try “Frownies” instead, paste one over your between-the-eyes crease every night. It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that Botox has long-term effects. It’s common sense that putting a poison in your body means it will migrate and accrue.

Well, okay, I wouldn’t call South Pacific a comedy exactly. West Side Story - def not a comedy - was my watershed.

Suzanne, consider yourself a martyr to the cause - in a good way! Most social revolutions have had them - and equal rights for women is a revolution that’s only half won. Even if you lose, you will have advanced us another round with your sacrifice. Thank you!

Actually LFB was already starting the injections when she was on “The Practise” (or whichever law show it was). My husband and I used to gawp at her swollen lips, wondering why anyone thinks she looks good as a duck. I think you just lose perspective. It reminds me of the hilarious Goldie Hawn character in “”First Wives Club” where she has her lips blown up so big she can’t pronounce words.

I had a succession of wonderful mentors, men and women, during my twenties. But I found myself rejecting each one, when the time came: it was a necessary rebellion like separating from parents. I outgrew the lessons. I needed to complete my education by myself. Now I really enjoy mentoring - and I try to understand when some of my protegees dump me!

I used birth control pills in my twenties for the sole purpose of increasing the size of my tits. The pills marked the beginning of a lifelong struggle with yeast infections. I finally had to stop taking them because eventually they caused depression, too. My bosom deflated overnight but I was cheerful again. I remain cheerful about my tits to the present.

I’m an Artemis (Diana to you). Though in my latter age I’m feeling like I want to hang up the bow and take up watercolors. Historical is def Joan of Arc. Notice both figures are warriors. When do we get to stop having to prove ourselves???

FLASH!! John McCain just selected Hillary Clinton as his running mate. April Fool.

McCain will be undone by Iraq. He is on record insisting the surge is working, but the country will implode with internecine strife in the months leading up to the election.

Thanks for reminding me to work out

Once a month I have some beautician poke my face with an electrical charge. Kind of like a cattle prod. It is supposed to be a non-surgical face lift. My jowls are falling anyway. But I can’t stop.

Rent! I don’t know how my daughter (recently entered the work force) is going to survive on her very decent salary - $2K/month for a 2BR share, 3 floor walkup?

“Most popular of the Beatles”? When there are only 2 left? And Ringo is a sweetie…

Hey Viagra! Whaddup?

But she told that story on so many occasions, not just one….She has really lost supporters in the past month, based on an accumulating list of turn-offs…Now people want to turn her off, so that the Democratic Party can get past this - dare I say it - cock fight.