Hey, where’s that little birdy? You know, the one who used to sit on our shoulder waiting to clue us in…? Last time I heard her, she tweedled, “Someone staged a coup in your country in 2001.” Then she just flittered away.

Right..I NEVER send jokes via the Web, but I had to submit that one on, behalf of the Natural Woman in us all remaining wise to the perils of pre-tech, post-tech and whatever comes next.

This sounds like someone’s idea of “dangerous.” THREE WOMEN - TWO IN THEIR 20’S AND ONE IN HER 50’S - WERE RELAXING, NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘OH, THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, ‘THAT WAS MY CELL PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP RIGHT HERE, IN MY HAND.’ THE OLDER WOMAN, CHAFING AND FEELING RATHER LOW-TECH DECIDED NOT TO BE OUT-DONE… SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A LONGISH PORTION OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER DERRIERE. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID…….. WELL NOW, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?!… I’M GETTING A FAX!!

Another interesting proposition: Moses was high on more than Mt. Sanai: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080304120710.ad7gm7i6&show_artic… …Acacia: the gateway drug of yore. For the record, I don’t advocate any of this. No good comes of drugs, unless, of course, this is true AND you find the Ten Commandments useful…transcendent states can be reached naturally, and we’re sure due for a fresh set of cosmic guidelines, non? Anyone got a new batch cooking?