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What was your most embarrassing moment in the workplace? The boardroom? The executive dining room?
What was your most embarrassing moment in the workplace? The boardroom? The executive dining room?
Joanie, I just know you too too well and you can’t pull a fast one on me! LOL you funny lady times two. Yours is just the best story. I would try to top you but think it is impossible on this one. However, I have a funny story to relate about one of my best friends, Alan. He was my realtor for years as I bought, restored and resold old Victorian houses in Washington, D.C. in the 80’s. He was so good at his job and so funny to be around that he soon became one of my very best friends and we would be in contact several times a day just for a good laugh. However, this particular incident happened to be a very serious moment…no fun intended…but one of the funniest ever.
He had just sign on to be the realtor for the multimillion dollar project that was happening along the waterfront of the Potomac. He was ELATED as you can just imagine the possible financial gain staring him in the face. The CEO of the company wanted to introduce him to all of the other board members and planned a beautiful dinner at one of Washington’s poshest restaurants. He was not married and was told he could bring a date along. Since he was not inclined to "out" himself and show up with his partner, Bob, he invited me to be a "stand-in date" which I did on many occassions. It was an elegant, beautiful dinner and he charmed the socks off everyone as he usually did. I was just so proud of him! Toward the end of the night, he excused himself to go to the restroom. He was soon back and reseated at the table. There was a little more conversation, then. we all stood up to depart. As we turned and walked away from the table, suddenly there was a crashing noise as dishes fell and broke all around us and silver flew in all directions. Everyone stopped dead in their tracks as Alan unzipped his trousers to release the tablecloth caught there and had wrapped itself around his body!!!! The whole restaurant stopped and there was dead silence. Later, in the car on the way home, I asked "What the f—- happened?" He said he was a little on edge all night and as he came back to the table, he realized that he had forgotten to zip his trousers and and tried to discreetly do so under the table. That was the result!!! I just felt so bad for him and there was NOTHING I could do to make him laugh that night.
I do agree that we should all tell a funny story everyday. There is nothing like a good laugh. And, as to my new last name, I was playing around with my avatar recently and somehow I had to type in a last name for the whole dang thingy to work again. Being so techno- challenged it was the best I could do with my multi-slacking self. And, Bea Goode is something I always try to keep in mind, you know.
My best to you, Bad Joanie…………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
What was your most embarrassing moment in the workplace? The boardroom? The executive dining room?
What was your most embarrassing moment in the workplace? The boardroom? The executive dining room?
What was your most embarrassing moment in the workplace? The boardroom? The executive dining room?
Joanie…you crack me up!!! This was even better than your ride to the hospital with a complete stranger after falling down the stairs with the Mumms. But, an accident?? Was this not your extremely clever way of showing these handsome gentlemen your gorgeous new black knickers, I ask?????
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