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Mary Matthews

Mary Matthews

My Comments (18 so far…)

She Said He'd Be Sorry

He judged her by her appearance. And it was true. She had an appearance. Once her appearance had been nubile, full of the promise of good genes and good motherhood potential. And then one day her luck ran out and she accepted the idea that the only thing about her of any importance was her appearance. When she disappeared completely, he was unquestionably lonely without her. But since appearance was the only thing about her that had any importance, she was easy to replace.

If Senators Clinton, Obama and McCain were cars -- what would they be?

I wish I knew more about cars. McCain would definitely be an old sedan, something that was at its sexiest in the 1960s, that someone did a not-very-good job at turning into a convertible. (Think of how Bush smeared McCain with filthy lies in 2000, and McCain thought it over for about a year and then became Bush’s biggest butt-monkey. McCain USED to have principles; now Bush says “Bend over” and McCain says, “Here’s your lubricant, sir.”) Both Clinton and Obama have spent their adult lives wanting to be president. In the 1970s, thinking she could only be president vicariously, Hillary hitched her wagon to Bill’s star. Obama spent 20 years in the congregation of an eloquent, popular preacher who occasionally likes to indulge in hateful rants about how white America is responsible for AIDS, the 9/11 attacks, global warming, and probably the crucifixion of Jesus — learning oratory, I hope, rather than his mentor’s questionable value system. I’d say both Clinton and Obama are luxury cars disguising themselves as all-American family minivans.

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